As long as it’s not a state dinner, I say just go ahead and flaunt that knowledge of the female situation. The right people will pull their chairs up closer. Report back! :)
Thanks pal! That means a lot :) It just sounded funny to me...and also like "Of course we have something ELSE that's weird to go with EVERYTHING else that's weird." I was hoping someone would get that ZZ Top easter egg...circle gets a square for YOU my friend! :)
"What if my clitoris legs suddenly make me eligible for a tax break ... get me out of jury duty?" Just too funny! Opens up a whole new area of endeavor.
"Our bodies aren’t wonderlands, they’re black ops training centers.....walking Swiss Army knives". Ha ha ha ha ha! Now .... about those X-rated photos! How about a trigger warning next time, for heaven;s sake.
Currently spit balling ways I can bring this up at a dinner party tonight. All suggestions welcome.
As long as it’s not a state dinner, I say just go ahead and flaunt that knowledge of the female situation. The right people will pull their chairs up closer. Report back! :)
Let’s just say it didn’t kill 😬🤣
HAAAA! Oh no! Maybe next time stick to the boring subjects: politics, religion, money…that kind of thing :)
Ha! I would’ve thought female pleasure was less divisive than those topics 🤣. Who knew?
Let’s just say those topics are more straight forward at least! :)
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Hilarious and educational! lolol
I learned a few things, too! (Though I could have stayed blissfully ignorant 😉)
Sheila, this is the best! I was howling over every paragraph, thank you.
Thank YOU, Donna!! Gives new meaning to the phrase “booby trap.”🥸
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Women and their 🌺 are inscrutable - complex, nuanced, layered and I think you’ve read chapter 17!
Thanks my friend! Chapter 17: I took notes!! 🤓
Knew it!!
I really enjoyed reading this, She. To riff off your hed: "She's Got Legs...but not sure how to use 'em." lol. ;-)
Thanks pal! That means a lot :) It just sounded funny to me...and also like "Of course we have something ELSE that's weird to go with EVERYTHING else that's weird." I was hoping someone would get that ZZ Top easter egg...circle gets a square for YOU my friend! :)
Hey I GREW UP listening to The Top so it was drummed into my head! lol.
You were raised RIGHT! 💥
Born with cheap sunglasses.
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Now I have to pull out the magnified mirror. Hehe. How often do women even look down there?
Great piece.
"What if my clitoris legs suddenly make me eligible for a tax break ... get me out of jury duty?" Just too funny! Opens up a whole new area of endeavor.
"Our bodies aren’t wonderlands, they’re black ops training centers.....walking Swiss Army knives". Ha ha ha ha ha! Now .... about those X-rated photos! How about a trigger warning next time, for heaven;s sake.
Thanks Sharron!! I think you're going to have to take your beef up with Ms. O'Keeffe. Dirty birdy OG :) X!
Rats! 50 years too late! Glad you are here to fill the void, Sheila!
HAAA! Maybe we should take it up with garden centers of America-houses of ill repute it seems! 😉
So good Sheila, you've planted a smile on my face, thank you!!!!
SUCCESS! I think I can punch out for the day, yeah? :) Now how about science give us something useful like a second liver or bat hearing? C’mon! :)
All this looking for some tush has got me under pressure. I need to double back or give it up.
This was hilarious (as usual), and for that, I thank you.