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Kevin Alexander's avatar

I am dead. My ghost is also dead.

💀 💀💀

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Sheila Moeschen's avatar

But…can your ghost vote? THIS is the real question!! Grazie my friend. Some are bringing real heat to this fight; I’m bringing a whoopie cushion it seems.

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Eric Pierce's avatar

LMAO! So many great lines. I want to highlight the entire thing.

"PEDAL THAT GARBAGE IN AMSTERDAM, HIPPIES!"

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Sheila Moeschen's avatar

It’s umm…maybe not so far fetched? I hope they put a prize inside the Tough Nutz cereal….like an Uzi would be good….

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Aurelie Chazal's avatar

Hahahahahaha brilliant from start to finish. I always knew food would be the key to landing the gay agenda!

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Sheila Moeschen's avatar

Thanks so much! Look, the gays are ORGANIZED! Who was the first group to Break Brunch. That's all I'm sayin.....

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Sharron Bassano's avatar

This is absolutely bonkers, Sheila. The entire carrot thing had me choking on my coffee. As for Tough Nutz, I don't know what they are but I am buying them! Hilarious!

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Sheila Moeschen's avatar

You know Sharron—I guess my weapon of choice in the fight against this regime is a rubber chicken. So be it. :) I’m so happy I gave you a lift! X!

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Amanda Jaffe's avatar

So good Sheila! I laughed out loud in the airport. That never happens.

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Sheila Moeschen's avatar

YAY!! I am putting that on my Bingo card! I’m happy it gave you a chuckle. I will be looking for Tough Nutz in my cereal aisle in 3….2…. :)

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