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Sharron Bassano's avatar

Sheila, Sheila, Sheila... You are just plain bonkers. Certifiable. Best line of all, " The studies we made up donโ€™t lie!"

Sheila Moeschen's avatar

Kindest thing anyone has said to me in a long time, Sharron! Thank you! Yeah, that line fell out of my brain and I was like โ€œsum up this administration in one sentence.โ€

Larry Urish's avatar

In a perfect world, PUT A BALLROOM IN IT! would go viral. Fingers crossed (and never say never!).

By the way, the Orange One shouldn't get all the credit for the ballroom. I suspect that Melania (aka "Today's Eva Braun") had a hand in it. Gotta love her...

Sheila Moeschen's avatar

You know, Larry, Iโ€™m surprised they arenโ€™t trying to build one in the Strait of Hormuz! Yeah, I am sure Melanie weighed in on the perfect shade of Handmaidโ€™s Tale red for the drapes.

Larry Urish's avatar

The next Pantone Color of the Year: "Handmaid's Tale Red"!!

(Trademark that pronto, Sheila ... before I do.)

Sheila Moeschen's avatar

HAAA! Definitely going to be a real thing in 3โ€ฆ.2โ€ฆ.๐Ÿ˜‰

Yael Gelardin's avatar

Fascinating story, Sheila. My imagination flew full blast.

Sheila Moeschen's avatar

Just some mid-week silliness Yael! Thanks!

Sue Cauhape's avatar

Hooray for Eric and Donald Jr. I always thought that big hole was an eyesore. And what a hazard to visits. Somebody's going to fall in someday.

Sheila Moeschen's avatar

I KNOW! Thanks for being the voice of reason, Sue! Just think of where they can hold the next UFC match! The Grand Canyon Ballroom is already paying for itself!!

Seth JJ's avatar

If you make the ballroom you need the dickroom right next to it

Sheila Moeschen's avatar

Well look at YOU Mr. Enterprising! Some sound thinking right there :)

Seth JJ's avatar

Thatโ€™s why I make the medium bucks!

Sheila Moeschen's avatar

Medium bucks wonโ€™t get you a quarter tank of gas these days! Apply for your Treason ATM and get a hunk of those insurrection bucks!

Seth JJ's avatar

They should just make a โ€œIโ€™ve been wrongedโ€ queue where any American with any gripe can just line up to collect. Itโ€™ll be like hands across America but instead of raising awareness for charity itโ€™s just selfishness and greed.

Sheila Moeschen's avatar

True. Weโ€™re gonna need a bigger countryโ€ฆ.

Janet Freed's avatar

Brillz!โœจ

Sheila Moeschen's avatar

Would not surprise me to find out one of these is happening. Nope.

Diane Roth's avatar

This is brilliant, Sheila! But I'm gonna take back my standing O for this piece when they ACTUALLY build a ballroom In Yellowstone to raise money for putting Orange Guy on Mt Rushmore.

Sheila Moeschen's avatar

Oooh! Youโ€™re right, Diane! You should start pitching that one because it has the best, most horrifying chance of actually happening. They can have a hologram Ansel Adams dedicate it and everything!

Diane Roth's avatar

Anything is possible with these people. I don't want to give them any ideas!!!!

Henny Hiemenz's avatar

Give me Civil War Con NOOOOOWWWW!!!!!

Sheila Moeschen's avatar

Seriously? How is this NOT a thing!!! :) Thanks Veruca :)

MaryBeth Lathrop's avatar

Yes!! ๐Ÿซฃ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿคฃ Already saving up for Civil War Con! Thank goodness for your incredible ability to make me laugh Sheila. Thank you โค๏ธ

Sheila Moeschen's avatar

Thanks MaryBeth! I really canโ€™t believe it isnโ€™t already a thing. The cosplay alone would be worth the greenbacks to get in :) OLDGLORY4LYFE!!!