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C. Lee McKenzie's avatar

Thanks for the laughs. @Sharron Bassano sent me your way. So glad she did.

Sheila Moeschen's avatar

Thanks C. Lee! I appreciate it and glad you’re here. So happy I gave you a smile. Sharron is terrific-a true gem. X!

Sharron Bassano's avatar

"Masturbation at Chuck E. Cheese Down 100%". Oh my god, Sheila! You are too much. My housemate came in to see what I was cackling about.

I loved the image of beanbag chairs on airlines and the idea that cheesecake would cure cancer. Thanks, as always, for making my day with your inspired posts. You should be in New Yorker magazine.

Sheila Moeschen's avatar

I would fly once a week if I could spread out in a bean bag chair!! :) Some day! Thanks as always for your kind words and such fun, fun fellowship here. I am grateful.

Sharron Bassano's avatar

Beanbag chair and a handful of those tiny bottles of gin, and I am in.

Sheila Moeschen's avatar

Omigod-sing it, sister

Mary Beth Lathrop's avatar

🤣😂😂😅😆 Thank you Sheila! Always.

p.s. if the airlines take the hint I may rethink my agoraphobia/hermitage

Sheila Moeschen's avatar

Now even more reason for them to get their act together! Thanks Mary Beth! 😉

Michelle Milliken's avatar

I hope the world leader got to fly back on bean bag chairs after her reasonable compromise!

Sheila Moeschen's avatar

She did! And there was a nacho bar, fuzzy slippers, and the best 80s romcoms running on loop in the cabin.

Ricky Champagne's avatar

I knew it about candy! I've always said this. Well, that and donuts.

Now the billionaire one I'm not sure I believe. They seem to be just building bunkers.

Good to hear I can finally head back to Chucky Cheese.

Fun one, Sheila!

Sheila Moeschen's avatar

Thanks Ricky! You can ALWAYS trust Big Dessert! There has never been a chocolate cake recall, has there? :) Enjoy getting back in that ball pit!

angela Hayden's avatar

LMAO 🤣 If only. Thanks for the laugh 😂🤭🤗

Sheila Moeschen's avatar

Thanks Angela! Keep hope alive!

Diane Roth's avatar

These are laugh-out-loud funny, my friend! Thank you for making my morning!! xxoo

Yael Gelardin's avatar

I love delusion, always have. And you are so imaginative. Great story Sheila.

Sheila Moeschen's avatar

Thanks Yael! Absurdity is where it’s at. Absolutely!

Parker McCoy's avatar

"We're just trying to tickle you." Hehe. Yeah right, spiders.

Sheila Moeschen's avatar

I feel you, Parker. If I see any of them carrying a Whoopie Cushion, then I’ll know they’re legit :)

Larry Urish's avatar

Karma Sends Rapist / Convicted Felon From Oval Office to Hell

Sheila Moeschen's avatar

Larry: That might be THE headline we really, REALLY need right now. Although I also imagine a follow-up: Lucifer Builds Wall Around Hell: ‘There’s the absolute worst of souls and then there is whatever THAT guy is, and we don’t want his kind in here.’

Larry Urish's avatar

That reminds me: Did you ever see that clip on South Park showing the Obese One in bed with the devil? Apparently he wants a baby with Satan. (And never say never.)

Sheila Moeschen's avatar

Yes! South Park is almost always ahead of the curve. Is it possible to feel bad for Satan?!

Jennie O'Connor's avatar

Masturbation at Chuck E. Cheese Down 100%! 😆😆😆

I’m cackling at the doctor’s office. You’re doing the Lord’s work, Shiela.

Sheila Moeschen's avatar

HAAAAA! Those are big sandals to fill—but I’ll take it. Glad I made you laugh Jennie! Hope that appointment was stupid, easy breezy.

Sara's avatar

Please let them all be true!!! I don’t trust the spiders, though. Hilarious as always, Sheila.

Sheila Moeschen's avatar

I’d sell more than a few organs to make this place a reality. Yep.

Tamara Casey's avatar

"wouldn't it be nice"

Sheila Moeschen's avatar

Seriously. I long for the day when we’re all so unbelievably bored with the news that we barely notice it. :) Sigh.

Sue Cauhape's avatar

Shame on Taylor Swift!

Sheila Moeschen's avatar

Don’t worry, Sue. She’ll get a whole confessional album out of it!

Sue Cauhape's avatar

LOLOL!

Henny Hiemenz's avatar

About spit out my Diet Coke with the Chuck E Cheese one.

Then my next thought was, “wait, did all of the Chuck E Cheese’s close?”

Sheila Moeschen's avatar

I also was like “Are any left?” But then thought…IT’S MY ALTERNATE UNIVERSE, DAMNIT! And either way, I think we can agree that the inventor of the ball pit was a sadist.

Henny Hiemenz's avatar

I’m pretty sure there’s still one in my area. Only cause every few months there’s some shit show on the news about it.