This is the kind of discourse we NEED in this country!! Like, are you HARD CORE MAYO or are you GERMAN-STYLE VINEGAR UP IN HERE, UP IN HERE. We could make a case for a whole town hall and everything.
We might have to relocate. What about those European towns that have been abandoned and are available to buy for a euro if we’re prepared to do some work? Count me in.
I only accept HEADLINES with PUNCH in the title, Sheila this week. For obvious reasons, which only us monkeys know about but like "Punch, Drunk Love" seems like an appropriate headline for our favorite Japanese macaque. You feel me?
Heard, Chef! I hope that monkey has security detail because I think there are more than a few of us who wouldn’t mind scooping him up into our weekend totes :)
Man! What a visionary you are! I want to live in THAT world. Especially one that can report:
Nobody Cares About Owning Guns Anymore
America’s Teachers Have Bigger Budget Than They Know What to Do With
World’s Aging Population Beloved and So Darn Respected
Me too, Sharron! If I figure out which wardrobe to walk through, I’ll come get you and we’ll pop off together!
I am IN!
Love these - I couldn’t pick a favorite!
HAAA! Yay! Thanks so much. I am going to click my heels three times to take me to wherever these are true!! :)
Hope springs eternal.
Heck YES!
I, too, am ready to talk about potato salads.
This is the kind of discourse we NEED in this country!! Like, are you HARD CORE MAYO or are you GERMAN-STYLE VINEGAR UP IN HERE, UP IN HERE. We could make a case for a whole town hall and everything.
My mom used to use French dressing. It gives third party vibes.
So good Sheils! Too many gems but if I had to pick one it would be the potato salad 😆🥔 I wanna play, how about these:
Oh, Positive! Blood Donations Surge Nationwide ❤️
Quad God No Longer - Ilia Malinin Lands World's First Quintuple Axel ⛸️
YES!! These are fantastic. Appreciate your bio-word play my friend. FIRE!! How about: People Agree: It IS a beautiful day in the neighborhood
Aw I loved Mister Rogers!
I would travel back in time, find like a Green Mile-style curse, inflict Mister Rogers with it—BOOM! He lives forever. WIN!
I caught a visual of the warlords in the flower shop and it was pretty great! I love this Sheila, thank you!
HA! Yes! I think we should figure out how to make that happen immediately! Thanks my friend! ✌🏻💗
Loving your world!
Thanks Debra! I’d like to make these all real immediately! Who do I email about that? 😉
We might have to relocate. What about those European towns that have been abandoned and are available to buy for a euro if we’re prepared to do some work? Count me in.
Oh great idea! There has to be a few islands out there no one is using, right?
Not certain about islands, but some great locations in Italy and Spain. Just desperate for people to bring them back to life. Let’s do it!
Thanks 🙏
You could work for The Onion. Also, each one of these could act as a prompt for a short piece.
Awww thanks Christopher! Very kind and generous of you :) If anything here inspires something for your own work—have at it!
I'd love to. It would just be difficult to not be cynical. 😂
This although utopian it’s great to read! So much food for dreams. Thank you, Sheila.
Thanks Yael! I’m holding out hope to see some of these for realsies someday! :)
We need to talk about the clowns. But I'm too afraid.
Yeah..that one is probably the MOST ludicrous thing on the list!
Certain most improbable!
Love this list!
Thanks Debi! I’d live in this reality for sure!
I only accept HEADLINES with PUNCH in the title, Sheila this week. For obvious reasons, which only us monkeys know about but like "Punch, Drunk Love" seems like an appropriate headline for our favorite Japanese macaque. You feel me?
Heard, Chef! I hope that monkey has security detail because I think there are more than a few of us who wouldn’t mind scooping him up into our weekend totes :)
Hilarious! Thank you for helping me smile today!
Thanks Diane! I am so happy it gave you a lift!
loved them all, but Awesome Barrier Reef made me smile.
It could totally be a thing! I am hopeful :)
I loved this so damn much, Sheila! What a wonderful world it would be. 💜💜💜
Thanks Meg! My nerves are shot (again) this week and I thought, “well, I’ll write the news I want to read.” Onward