I am OBSESSED with this post. Your line calling koalas cuddly pervs made me actually gasp with laughter. Brilliant, informative, funny as fuck! My favorite read of the week.
Thank you so, so much! It means a lot coming from a funny broad I really admire. Lucky for us the world continues to be a goddamn laugh riot. 💥🙏🏻 And please report in on the UN. Did you let them know their countries were in the crapper? They like that
I GOTS TO KNOW! You are inspiring me to bone up on my sports ball game. I'll start with an easy one: explaining the infield fly rule. :) I think you need to get yourself a marketing gig with Katmai and get these names in play. Next year I want to see Teddy Beast in the ring! ON THREE!
It’s the only thing I care about right now, which is also saving me tons on the therapy co-pay situation :) Flotato is pretty great and a VERY strong candidate. I would like to be on the committee that names the bears: Beary White would probably be my first suggestion….
My money is on 128 Grazer for the win. She's got moxie. And I will also place a bet on Humor Saves to win the lifetime award for "The most pleasant way to dissociate on Substack." And that is above Michael Estrin.
Oh boy. Now I am blushing and sweating from this pressure!! I think we need MASS dissociation! Maybe we should form a club! You can be treasurer-it’s mostly just handing out cookies, juice, and blankets at the meetings..so you’ve got this 🙏🏻💗💥
I love posts like this where if someone catches you laughing at it (I did) and they ask what’s so funny, you bite your Fn tongue (unlike Chris Pratt did re: his BIL in White Lotus) and rather than reveal your true thoughts, you simply tell the person, here, just read it. 😎😆
Aww wow! Matt you are so wonderful. Makes my day and now you have a new “is this a weirdo” test you can administer! Maybe I can get a science grant. JK! SCIENCE IS A MYTH! 😆😂🤣😏🥺😢😭
I am OBSESSED with this post. Your line calling koalas cuddly pervs made me actually gasp with laughter. Brilliant, informative, funny as fuck! My favorite read of the week.
Thank you so, so much! It means a lot coming from a funny broad I really admire. Lucky for us the world continues to be a goddamn laugh riot. 💥🙏🏻 And please report in on the UN. Did you let them know their countries were in the crapper? They like that
Yeah, I was like “y’all are going to hell!” And then just dropped the mic and walked off. Standing ovation!
And the mic worked AND the teleprompter worked?! SHE’S A WITCH!
Rigged!!!
Seriously. How is The Onion still in business at this point
She, you really need to become a sports fan so I can leave comments you can understand. Manganese & the Clap have banger movie references.
Also, the bears have names that should be offensive play names in football: Pro Right, 32 Chunk on one on one, ready, break!
I GOTS TO KNOW! You are inspiring me to bone up on my sports ball game. I'll start with an easy one: explaining the infield fly rule. :) I think you need to get yourself a marketing gig with Katmai and get these names in play. Next year I want to see Teddy Beast in the ring! ON THREE!
https://youtu.be/7U8pNjwn7jU?si=SDcjgNPNR_ccavLw
HAAAAAA! THAT makes me want to fire up that flick! Gawd—is there anything Hanks CAN’T play? Hilarious.
Infield fly rule is simple!
I’d definitely apply with Katmai, not sure they’re hiring based off what I’ve seen in the news 🤪
You never know! I mean, don’t ask for dental….
https://youtu.be/Qz-5c9SEjOM?si=33ynKxfE4pE6XQYH
The only thing this is missing is a 'The More You Know' graphic! Who knew koalas were secretly swingers this whole time lolol
Honestly, I wish I didn't know! This might be why the koala is one of the only animals Disney hasn't been able to make us fall for..hmmm! :)
I love fat bear week! Thanks for the reminder! 😊
It’s giving me life right now! Checks all the wonderful boxes :)
May we all emulate Otis and catch 42 snacks an hour.
This is super silly and informative. Well done!
Thanks Michelle! I am so happy Fat Bear Week lives rent free in our heads..hopefully 4LYFE!
This was HILARIOUS! 😆
Thanks my friend! I am Team Chonker all the way! These bears really know how to live their best, bulky life!!
Fat Bear Week rules! My money’s on Flotato.
It’s the only thing I care about right now, which is also saving me tons on the therapy co-pay situation :) Flotato is pretty great and a VERY strong candidate. I would like to be on the committee that names the bears: Beary White would probably be my first suggestion….
lol. Yes!
My money is on 128 Grazer for the win. She's got moxie. And I will also place a bet on Humor Saves to win the lifetime award for "The most pleasant way to dissociate on Substack." And that is above Michael Estrin.
Oh boy. Now I am blushing and sweating from this pressure!! I think we need MASS dissociation! Maybe we should form a club! You can be treasurer-it’s mostly just handing out cookies, juice, and blankets at the meetings..so you’ve got this 🙏🏻💗💥
As long as cookies are involved, I am in. What are the chances of a pitcher of margaritas for the treasurer to sweeten the deal?
You drive a hard bargain! DONE! Who needs dental anyway?
This is exactly what we need! OMG, the koalas. I was howling at 'the edge of finite no bueno' and then got to the Tylenol comment🤣🤣 Thank you!
Donna-you are so kind! And the world is so bizarre, the comedy is baked in at this point! Glad I gave you a chuckle 🙏🏻
Clearly the marsupials Down Under missed Chaste Koala Week. There are so many gems here, Sheila. Proving once again that Humor Saves!
Look, I get it! The Outback is like Love Island for this crew! No shame, but get the jab guys. Seriously. Be responsible 🙏🏻
A new take on "the Thunder from Down Under."
Oh man..that is exactly it!!!
I love posts like this where if someone catches you laughing at it (I did) and they ask what’s so funny, you bite your Fn tongue (unlike Chris Pratt did re: his BIL in White Lotus) and rather than reveal your true thoughts, you simply tell the person, here, just read it. 😎😆
Aww wow! Matt you are so wonderful. Makes my day and now you have a new “is this a weirdo” test you can administer! Maybe I can get a science grant. JK! SCIENCE IS A MYTH! 😆😂🤣😏🥺😢😭
Look, YOU might not see the attraction, but surely something out there wants to ball a Koala. lol.
Who are we to stand in the way of FREAKolution!