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Larry Urish's avatar

Sheila, dammit!!!

YOU owe me a new Walmart t-shirt!

Thanks to the following...

"It’s like electing a mentally unstable narcissistic criminal president of a country. It’s not smart, okay?"

... I spit up my morning coffee all over my (formerly white) shirt.

But, frankly, the catharsis of reading that sentence was worth the cost of the ($9) shirt. So – this one time – I won't send you an invoice. You're welcome ...

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Sheila Moeschen's avatar

You know what--I'd send you a CASE! They are all from 1995 and let me just say I hope you like Dave Matthews, but still...it's the thought and all that stuff, right? :) I'm glad this gave you a bit of comic relief from the regularly scheduled insanity of our world right now. Stay strong, but also horizontal if need be. We don't judge in the end times. No. :)

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Larry Urish's avatar

I'll gratefully take you up on that! Please send the entire case.

I'll put the Dave Matthews T's up on eBay, and every shekel of profits will go directly to the Lincoln Project. (If you're not familiar with these fine folks, plug that name into YouTube. Their videos alone are scathing ... and cathartic.)

Anyway, keep the giggles coming. From now on, whenever I read your posts in the morning, I'll be sipping ... water.

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Sheila Moeschen's avatar

I bet the Lincoln Project folks will be CHUFFED to have those funds. They are awesome--are they hiring? Asking for over half a country :) I'll do what I can to stoke the laughter part of the revolution. As long as you're not wasting any good scotch with those spit takes...ONWARD! :)

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Kevin Alexander's avatar

"Masshole pluribus unum"

Can out of state people vote? Asking for a friend.

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Sheila Moeschen's avatar

Kevin—I can get you through. I know a guy who knows a guy who’s cousin’s sister’s boyfriend’s brother saw Ferris pass out at 31 Flavors! Wait..what? :)

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Henny Hiemenz's avatar

My vote: You think yahhr bettah than us?

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Sheila Moeschen's avatar

If they are serious about “the peoples’ choice” than I think you HAVE to go with this one, right?

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Henny Hiemenz's avatar

Right. And if not, those jabronis should get the people’s elbow.

(I know you don’t usually get my sport references, but this is wrestling and that is not a sport, so I figured it was fair game)

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Sheila Moeschen's avatar

The peoples' elbow!! I LOVE IT! I'm Italian so very familiar with this peoples' elbow as it relates to holiday dinners :)

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Good Humor by CK Steefel's avatar

I like your write ins the best. Awful flag choices. Big yikes. This state flag decision will never happen as there will be too many groups of people who will surely be offended.

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Sheila Moeschen's avatar

Yeah..these designs are like, fine I suppose ? you know what I mean? Just put Conan O’Brian’s face on the damn thing and be done with it! And you’re right—another round of “feedback” will just muddy the already dirty waters….

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Sharron Bassano's avatar

Be sure to tell / show us what is chosen, Sheila! And your opinion of it. I am very old. I hope it gets done before I am dead.

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Sheila Moeschen's avatar

HAAAA! You and me both sister! I’ll do a follow up if this ever gets settled before the earth is swallowed by a black hole :)

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Beth Lisogorsky's avatar

🤦‍♀️

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Moorea Maguire's avatar

LOL. I lived in MA for 4 years and kind of miss the massholes.

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Sheila Moeschen's avatar

We are a hard-not-to-love bunch. I agree! Thanks Moorea!

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