This past Saturday people in Massachusetts were losing their goddamn minds over reports of a white fireball falling from the sky followed by one or two (depending on who you talked to and if that person was from Revere because, look, those townies like their liquor is all I’m sayin) loud sonic booms.
The Red Sox? Fine. I'm not even much of a baseball fan.
The Pats? Now you're hitting a sore spot, since they beat MY Rams in the Super Bowl ... twice.
But if you had mentioned the Celtics, that meteor would've been in the form of my brain exploding. THANK YOU for not mentioning the Klingons of the NBA. (#GoLakers!!)
Larry-working theory around here is that Meteor THREW itself into the ocean because (insert beloved Boston sports franchise here) AND Chuck Norris. Yes. Even in death. Hand. To. God. 😉
This made me laugh, and I'm not even from Boston! ❤️ And thanks for leaving most of the words intelligible for us ouda-townahs. Because if you'd really put in the accent everywhere, I probably wouldn't have understood a word of it (And no, I'm not a Stankie even though I live in NY).
Thanks Donna. 1. This was definitely some version of barstool conversations happening around Boston on Saturday. 2. Only a matter of time before the Coast Guard starts hauling idiots out of the Atlantic with their magnets and fishing lines. This is a whole situation much more suited for Florida-jet ski is the state aquatic animal 😉
The Red Sox? Fine. I'm not even much of a baseball fan.
The Pats? Now you're hitting a sore spot, since they beat MY Rams in the Super Bowl ... twice.
But if you had mentioned the Celtics, that meteor would've been in the form of my brain exploding. THANK YOU for not mentioning the Klingons of the NBA. (#GoLakers!!)
Larry-working theory around here is that Meteor THREW itself into the ocean because (insert beloved Boston sports franchise here) AND Chuck Norris. Yes. Even in death. Hand. To. God. 😉
That should be a bumper sticker: "When in doubt, blame Chuck Norris!!"
I’ll take a case, please!
Why didn't Ben Affleck remind the asteroid of the Red Sox curse in Armageddon? Unnecessary Bruce Willis sacrifice.
Oooh. That is a great point! TEN POINTS DEDUCTED FROM DUNKINPUFF!
Saved once again! Thank you Sheila. 😂
YAZZZZZZ! TESTIFY!!! :)
This made me laugh, and I'm not even from Boston! ❤️ And thanks for leaving most of the words intelligible for us ouda-townahs. Because if you'd really put in the accent everywhere, I probably wouldn't have understood a word of it (And no, I'm not a Stankie even though I live in NY).
Our accent is not for the weak. No :) Sometime you’ll road trip this way and it will alllll make sense! Thanks my friend!
Good thing that fireball didn't land in Jersey. We wouldda kicked its ass!
GOOD THING FOR THAT FREAKIN METEOR!! THAT’S WHAT I’M TALKIN ABOUT!!!
Meteors know DON'T MESS WITH JERSEY!
Frickin a-right they don’t kid. They mess with Jersey and they get “disappeared” but quick. Respect.
Now I'm wondering how many meteors are buried beneath Giants Stadium. Or in the Meadowlands.
We know a guy who knows a guy to do a thing. I will say no more
Honestly, if NASA isn’t currently calling Bobby’s cousin about the boat, what are we even doing as a country?
NASAR’s got its hands full with all them aliens let loose from Roswell. Bobby’s uncle, Uncle Bobby’s, got one of them podcasts all about it.
The voice is perfect! Laughing myself right out of my seat.
And, of course they are going to take a magnet into the ocean...🤣
Thanks Donna. 1. This was definitely some version of barstool conversations happening around Boston on Saturday. 2. Only a matter of time before the Coast Guard starts hauling idiots out of the Atlantic with their magnets and fishing lines. This is a whole situation much more suited for Florida-jet ski is the state aquatic animal 😉
I am not a fan of the jet ski!
Right? It’s not even one of the endangered sea creatures. C’mon!
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LOL! The only thing you and Bobby are gonna catch is meteor stuff cuz there's no more fish out there. And THAT'S serious! Eh-ye-ah
Sue-you are our people! Wicked! Bobby might loop a body….all I’m sayin
I like this guy. I can literally hear this monolog as shared from a bar stool.
But I am going with John Winthrop's “Nut up and do better!" Don't know who he is, but I'm going to post that on my fridge...
It is the unofficial state motto around here! Thanks my friend!
Handy! From now on, every time I hobble to the kitchen in the morning, all bent over and bones aching, I will remind myself to "nut the f*** up!"